The North Korean Media & Culture Project

INTRO TO K'PESE BEJHORDIC

Kpese bejhordic ro ykheleqeth kulikestr wkekheraqeli ech khalojheous eth khreq lejher'ezh

o lhet skat eq pyognyagn jhex.

Kpese Bejhord is the main kulikester broadcaster ,based in Khalojheous & other places, e'en found in Pyongyang of course...

Xhez lhegeth aqezh - xhtel-awzher kwnez gh'zheta

~~swas zeter zws ekbeius ux ketez~~

Ykh zhta latin konz ekh ekhbeius geszenzh cwth jhe'esam-qelh i.

Cwthocen lwxen ujheqeth jesh sho jhetasha-i

Theq 115/12026 sho-ukh C'knz ykh-zha koreq lwz th'Ekhbeius sh'ghelhetoricaschurwb lh'jhega-i

Kheths sheqth jhwe'i Ykha jhega lekh setukhcwl, zhwth-let cencwz lhwl ukh lheshi.

Jhws l'kh'th'jho ykh seshaykhi

Romanizing Ekhbeius has always been a challenge.

But gradually we get close 2 accuracy at a walkin' pace.

By 2026 we might B writing so that the reader can read this text as the North Koreans would speak.

Except that speech is completely random, which means that this works only partly

It's still something 2 look forward 2.

zhegl set'sh zhokshega fho lhekh' utejh

O wo nech rekh Pyognyagn wo sholheq sheg's woseroth'er-i

Legit though Pyongyang is without tall buildings.

yo I2 usoakqey-wseteth Fhet qyqaqezh

Upcoming mix by I2

BWIAB: The complement'ry

9.3.114 from A. Czoegong & H Polokronovolos

Lholkh CD lojheth fh' fhes g'oricaschuriykh usoakchey geth'eta fh' athekhejh arabon-jheshekhukhesheth lthwz th'ta o lhegeth thegh let l'n :Volfh xenokastaikon vhi lojhetoricaschun: eth : jx lehgat ekh igsnGekoe: o ukh thw yek lhet-shener eth thekh ech fhw ukh 1/1 :K-POP: shwe. NKMCP ukh fhon ush kgesh eth.

Rwlwq CD lwzss vt vxes o-wricaschuriyg uswakqey gess'theta x't athegez arabwn-z'xekhugex'ss lthwz th'ta w rgeth ssegh let l'n :Volfh xenokastaikon vhi lojhetoricaschun: ss :Jx lhegat eg igsnGekoe: w ug theg yek ret-zener sse theg eq vew ug 1/1 :KPOP: zwe. NKMCP ug vwen uxess kegss eth.

This new CD album of NK music covers, by an Arabic-speaking artist is proving that there is mor than "Volfh xenokastaikon fhi lojhetoricaschun/Jx Lhegat eg IgsnGekwe" at this point & mor folks set 2 balance the scales of Kpop. The NKMCP congratulates the creator of the album & wishes them onward success.
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BWIAB- NK is neutral.

Rted kt'n vnetfwd rgess ltess gy ugeq yukrin-wb lezetr . seta xw uzbecwb zetws bsewz cazacseqef, rwl axrex ghedta bsen rgert-wricascuri . o h'tess xw swas jex zetws rgess ygsegzekx yg w'bsekges. J'x xw btez yg gzeq xeks qutess w pswssw htess xw jex jexzwe xt xw xwmrwd xw. Xnetykw yg sqel rn FKHW.

There were claims that soldiers of NK did get send to fight in the ukrainian region. similar to the Uzbek fabrications about Kazakhstan, this was likely make up by the southern rivals, We used to this since passing of these tales done happen since the Split. We be closed from the outside world so is less pain to hear this nonsense becaus we be know the fact, we be neutral from end of the FKHW.

by Bhrim volig

Our next election is likely a tie between Midis Uhassa, Elgyn Abessious, Xeri Mokembos & Princess Glos just like last time

Pywgnyagn Æxes yəgthəgr / Pyongyang Pool info

Invented the same time as the Gelat Boom, in Pyongyang, the version of pool is much different from the usual. It is the green & pink balls (as opposed to red & yellow) the participants control with their hands to fight each other to get the opponent team into the pits, all while protecting the black& white balls. If the black or the white ball ends up in the hole, a brawl between the players ensued. Black is defended by the pink team, while the white was defended by the green. It was frequent for balls 2 fly out of the table. in this case, the balls would be retrieved to the table. the team with the remaining color will then wrestle the defeated team. The team that wins the wrestling part gets an additional point.

~~(vhws lxess atith)~~